This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.
I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.
Rebloging because I’ve lost two friends to “the Animes”… *one single tear falls*
I am currently under teh influence of Teh Animes ;-;. It ish tough, yes. I am trying to find halp. Mah warning is simple, DUN DO TEH ANIMES!!!1! DX
I’ve been under treatment for a year and I can sufficiently say that watwashi ka kawaii desu~ minna-san!!! I’m improving… *looks away into the distance, bearing all of the pain and hardship of this past year*
The Animes have…. Ruined all of my friends… They won’t come out of their rooms I al terribly concerned.
happy birthday to the trash king! I’ve decided to make kano miserable for all his birthdays from last year and onwards
Happy (late) Donuts Day! www (ver. shinkono?)
neko-chan blush even more. arc smile was so nice… . get a hold of yourself!! you dont even know them!!she said mentally slapping herself. once she was kinda back to normal she remember why she transform in the first place. she had to appaligies to ace for being so rude to him.
Ace could be seen laying a against a tree sleeping soundly.
Razor was watching the sky as he drank his beer.
Arc yawns softly and smiles warmly at the feline like woman
the cat girl look over to where ace was and notice that he was sleeping. “nya thanks for what you did arc but i have to say sorry to ace. do by any chance know how to wake him up?”.
“‘Ey Ace! Check out that lady’s tits!”
”!” Ace opens his eyes and sits up. He looks around. “…you’re a fucking asshole, Razor.”
Razor laughs and shakes his head. “Horny motherfucker.”
"Oh, and you aren’t!?" Ace exclaims.
Arc blinks. “Well..he’s up.”
neko-chan was trying to hide her laugh and blush with her hands. wow these guys where something she has never seen before. she slowly got up and made her way to ace. on her way over she remember what razor said… Horny motherfucker… she did not know what this was but from the look on ace slightly anger face she know it was not good. “nya… um ace… i want to say sorry for how i treated you … i know it was really rude of me to react that way… so sorry” she said giving a small smile.
"nya!!! mark whats up!!! its been so long since i’v seen you!!"she said giving a smile.
neko-chan gave a confuse look but took the uniform.once the uniform in her room she look at mark with excimnt in her eyes.”nya!! ok!! time to go!!”
"Oh yeah i shoul warn you, the yeti still he princepal of the schoo. but the graud use to work for my birth mom as a body gaurd… he a werwolf… not like me."
neko-chan try her hardens to remember the old principle but couldn’t. “nya ok i… i will try to be careful!!” she said not trying to sound to scared.